Conversation...

I was walking downtown and I had to use the bathroom. So I went inside a departement store and I go to the toilet. I just sat down when someone starts talking to me: "Hi, how are you?"

I am actually not really used to conversations while I am using the bathroom, but not wanting to be impolite I did answer: "Well, I'm fine..." Says the other guy: "What are you doing?" Not really knowing how to behave I answer: "Well, about the same as you... just sitting here."

Next thing he is asking: "Shall I go home with you?" Feeling that this is going much too far now I say: "I don't think that would be a good idea..."

Next thing I hear him say, kind of annoyed: "I'll have to call you back... there's some idiot sitting here that is answering my questions all the time..."