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“Jesus
knows you’re here.”
He
nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When
he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just
as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear
as a bell he heard:
“Jesus
is watching you.”
Freaked
out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source
of the voice.
Finally,
in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a
parrot.
“Did
you say that?” he hissed at the parrot.
“Yep”
the parrot confessed, then squawked, “I’m just trying to warn you
that he is watching you.”
The
burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?”
“Moses”
replied the bird.
“Moses?”
the burglar laughed. “What kind of people would name a bird
‘Moses?’”
“The
same kind of people who would name their Doberman ‘Jesus’ ”
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