A gorgeous blonde is flying over the Grand Canyon in a two-seater
when the pilot of the plane suffers a heart attack and dies.
Terrified the blonde grabs the microphone: “Mayday, Mayday! The
pilot just died. I don't know how to fly a plane! Mayday, Mayday”.
To her great relief a calm voice answers: “This is flight control,
I will talk you through this. Please stay calm and you will be fine.
First, please give me your height and your position”. The blonde
quickly responds: “Oh, I'm 5 foot 7 and I'm in the right front
seat...”
Silence...
“Ok”, says the flight controllers voice slowly, “now please
repeat after me: Our Father, which art in heaven...”
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