A
husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when
this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives
the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later
and walks away.
The
wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that??".
"Oh,"
replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well,
that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I
want a divorce!".
"I
can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember,
if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris,
no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany,
no more Mercedes in the garage and no more yacht club. But the
decision is yours."
Just
then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on
his arm.
Who's
that woman with Jack?" asks the wife.
That's
his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours
is prettier," she replies...
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