Cockpit conversation between a Jewish Captain and a Chinese co-pilot...

A plane left Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together and an awkward silence between the two seemed to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reached cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activated the auto-pilot, leant back in his seat, and muttered: "I don't like Chinese."
"No rike Chinese?" asked the copilot, "why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that is why!"
"No, no", the co-pilot protested, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah" That Japanese, not Chinese."
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn't matter, you are all alike."
There was a few minutes of silence....
"I no rike Jews." the copilot suddenly announced.
"Oh yeah, why not?" Asked the captain.
"Jews sink Titanic." said the co-pilot.
"What? That is insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaimed the captain "It was an iceberg."
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , nomattah...all same."