She’s
single . . . She lives right across the street. I can see her house
from my living room. I watched as she got home from work this
evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street in the
rain and up my driveway. She knocked on my door . . . I rushed to
open it.
She
looked at me and said, “I just got home, and I am so horny! I have
this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk and have sex all
night long! Are you busy tonight?”
I immediately replied, “Nope, I’m free . . . I have no plans at all!”
Then she said, “Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?”
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